Another installment of "Phone Conversations" Starring: People who weren't listening!

Actual phone conversations:
Me: Thank you for calling [the place where I work]
Lady: Hi. Is this South Central Radiology?
Me: No it is not.
Lady: Did I call 734- [7 numbers that have no direct relation with our phone number]
Me: No you did not.

Me: Thank you for calling [the place where I work]
Guy: Yes. Can you give me the phone number for your Rocky Mount office.
Me: It has moved to Raleigh and the phone number is…
Guy: Now, that area code isn’t for Rocky Mount. Did you guys move?
Me: … It has moved to Raleigh.

There’s a guy at work who wears his blue tooth headset like a wedding ring. He often talks on in while he’s peeing. Sometimes, he stands outside the bathroom doors and shouts into it. It’s so loud it feels like he’s in the bathroom with you. If there’s something that can stop pee in its tracks it’s that man’s voice.