Meanderings

Oh chubby beauty pageant child. Judging by the size of your mother, I predict you'll have an eating disorder by 12.

With The Biggest Loser off for 2 weeks, I forgot that I disliked Miggy. It was like a whole new group. Who are these people?

If you're underaged and doing things most people in their 30s do, I'll watch you on TV. (Unless it's making lots of money. I feel bad enough about myself as is, I don't need your help to bring me down)
If you're morbidly obese and in denial about your addiction to food and/or are trying to lose the weight, I'll watch you on TV.
If you're on Bravo, I'll probably watch your show for the first season, but probably not for the spin offs.
If you're Tim Gunn, I will definitely watch you on tv.

I can't believe I missed the memo that Kate is on Dancing with the Stars!!!! How did I miss that?!?!?! I need a job so I can keep up o n my internet news.

Speaking of, why do they keep putting dancers on that show? I guess it's not called "these celebrities can't dance... but watch them try!" Still, though. The lead singer of Pussycat Dolls is... DUH NAH! A professional dancer. I suppose if you get paid to sing and dance, you're not a professional dancer. Just a professional singer? Performer? LAME.

I love Tim Gunn. I don't know if it's his voice, his vocabulary, or his tact, but it's fabulous. OH MY GOSH this episode has the angry British hairdresser?! How did I not see this in the original season?