I was sitting on the couch looking for jobs and I heard a squeak. Just one. All I thought was, "you... shouldn't... haveanythingthatsqueaks!" Radar was chewing my flip flop. Le sigh.
Do you ever take extra time on something or change your mind after you've done something and end up starting over? Do you then wonder if there is an alternate universe you who is far more efficient and has more time?
On my walk with Tagen today, I saw a trashed chicken nugget lunchable box in the woods behind a school. I have to admit that my first storyline for this empty box was of a fat child whose parent(s) had put them on a diet and the child picked up the lunchable from CVS or something and was hiding in the woods to eat it.
I would never be a good detective because my default answer is always: Fat Kid. Not once did I think a trashed lunchable in the woods could be anything other than a morbidly obese 9 year old well on their way to becoming a TLC special.
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After reading your post, I will never see Lunchables (or any food wrappers for that matter) as simple trash again.
ReplyDeleteMore like fodder for reality TV!