Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Biggest Loser

I love fat people. I love fat people working towards losing weight. I love fat people in simple challenges that they have extreme difficulty with because of their size.

The Biggest Loser? I watch it from time to time. Or, you know, religiously. I hated the Red Team. The Red Team man ate 17 cupcakes to add time to other players in a bike challenge. SEVENTEEN CUPCAKES. So you'd think he would lose like +3 pounds right? Each cupcake was 100 calories. That's 1,700 calories of cupcakes. That's close to if not more than his allowed caloric intake for the day. The man lost 8 pounds. I almost vomited. 17 CUPCAKES people.

They had to ride a stationary bike for 26.2 miles. JD bet I could do it in under 2 hours. I'm going to try tomorrow.

And then I'm gonna eat 17 cupcakes and lose 8 pounds.

JUST YOU WAIT JILLIAN!

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