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Dear Meijer Brand Dino Mac & Cheese,
You must think I am not a PMSy, fat kid at heart, person who has to eat immediately upon arriving home from work. I don’t know who told you this, but they were clearly pulling your leg. I noticed the lack of delicious misc. dino shaped pasta in your box. I noticed my unnecessary amount of butter (honestly, it surprised me and before I put it in the pot, I thought, oh god this is too much butter I need to put some back. I didn’t. That’s how I roll) added to my vanilla flavored soy milk and your packet of faux-cheese substance. Had I thought ahead, I would have made 2 boxes. So I wouldn’t have felt so disgusted with myself for WANTING desperately to eat the entire box. I had to add a can of peas and a VanDeKamp fish fillet to my meal to make me feel satisfied.
So if I can offer one humble suggestion for your box: please add more dino shaped pasta. I like to take some to work. I like to eat out of the Tupperware of food I’m saving for work (those calories don’t count). I don’t like to share, but I also don’t like to feel as if I could eat the whole box and it wouldn’t be such a bad idea.
-Me, your loyal customer

Just as I become easily influenced by food talk, I am easily confused by the time and the date. I was looking up a date in April on my Outlook calendar and forgot to change it back to February. I glanced over there for just a second and believed it was April. Thought bubble: April already?

Interesting story:
I wrote this whole complaint about an email I got regarding travel and how the person didn't give me dates when they copied and pasted the itinerary they wanted. In my bitch, I pasted the e-mail I was sent. Lo and behold, the dates were in the e-mail, but in white so they were invisible. Even when I pasted them into Word they didn't show. So good news bad news, you miss out on me complaining about my job and you also miss out on the AMAZING faux letter I wrote where I called myself socially and mentally handicapped.

Maybe next time.