I don't suppose there's any good coming from blogging at 9am. I've only been up an hour and a half. I've managed the dogs, had a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee, and applied for jobs. So here's my open letter to the universe:
Dear Universe,
I know you thought I was getting cocky, and I was. I admit it. I took advantage of your hospitality and I apologize for that. I hope we can move forward with good feelings instead of negative ones.
If you'll notice, I've gone back to saying "when I get a new job" to let you know I am planning on being employed soon. I have also started following the techniques I saw on MTV of tapping my forehead and wrists while repeating a mantra of "I will get a good job; I will win the lottery." I hope you will take those things into consideration as you look over my resume.
Again, I apologize for the way I behaved at my last job. Complaining about doing work I was paid for, while spending 75% of my day reading blogs and the news, I agree that that is not how an appreciative employee should act. At my next job, I will work on not being so bitter. Although, I would like to mention that I complained about RAW 100% more than this most recent employment and you kept me there for 2 years being paid minimum wage. I'm not saying you owe me or anything, but I would like that and how often I was asked to plagiarize things to be noted.
I know you're busy, but I just want to leave you this: I'm a hard worker, and you know it. Thanks for the Super Bowl win.
Sincerely,
Me
PS As you already know, I'll be in Vegas next week so if you could keep the planes were on safe and in the air that would be great. If you have some more time after that to let JD win some money gambling, even better. No pressure.
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