Number of jobs applied to today: 2. Fail. I updated my resume on all the sites though.
Since I feel like a life failure, I'm pasting old Myspace blog entries.
Friday July 21, 2006
I B&E'd my apartment today.
"Three juice boxes for six kids? It's gonna be like Lord of the Flies out there!"
But this is funnier.
November 14, 2006
I'm pretty sure the purpose of the GRE is not to show how smart you are, but how much you'll study for a chance at higher education. Or, perhaps, its purpose is to simply weed out those who are not willing to feel like a complete moron for 3 months before taking a 4 hour exam that they had to pay (lots of) money for.
One of the 2, man one of the 2.
Also, how does it happen that you hate someone for something they did to someone else? You know what I mean. You see someone and immediately you think, "Ew I hate them" and then wonder why. Hate by association, is it really worth it? I think so. Because really, how many people do you need to be kind to? Eventually the kindness runs out and you become a horrible person. So, in conclusion, you have to hate some people for no reason so you can like others for no reason. It's all about balance.
P.S. I think I just saw BGJ going into the woman's bathroom. That is so cheating.
P.P.S. false alarm.
Believe me, it gets better.
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