Ican'tbelieveInevertoldyouthisstorybefore.
In college, I met this guy right before the end of the year. That summer I lived in town (in the trailer). We kept in touch an hung out a few times but we never even kissed or held hands or anything datey. He was going on interviews before school started and I offered him to stay in the trailer. He came over and we were watching tv on 2 different couches and he got a phone call. During this phone call he said, "HaHa, no. She's the Big V."
I wish this story continued with me kicking him out right then, um, but I didn't. And it was a horrible and awkward night. IN WHICH HE SNORED. Ok he was real fat. All belly fat, too. And he snored like you wouldn't believe. My roommate worked in a bar so she came home at like 3am. She said she heard it outside. I, of course, ran to her room and told her the whole story. Obviously, I wasn't sleeping because I had been laying next to a truck churning concrete.
Oh, BTW, he tried to get to 3rd base while he thought I was sleeping.
I was in a zen like state to block out the snoring.
I've always had a hard time telling someone to leave. I just shut down and hope they get the message. I'm much better at being the leaver.
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What's a big V? I think I need to know this to get an accurate picture, although trying to get to third base with someone who is SLEEPING, sort of, is pretty creepy
ReplyDeleteI was a virgin. I cannot honestly say what he was responding to, but it had something to do with sex and his answer was a laugh a "no, she's the big v"
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