Politically Incorrect generally means you're bring honest

People who say they're "saving" themselves "until" they're "married" and then don't, probably were just saying that to explain why they're ashamed to be a virgin.

Despite the ever changing size of a woman's body and the abundance of options for clothing, there's always a 90% chance that those xs/s Soffe shorts you're wearing rolled over 4 times are showing your vagina.
And there's a 100% chance I don't want to see it.

I am unqualified to do anything worthwhile. What a depressing realization.

I think it's time to move...
...into the Tough Love house!