I bought a bike yesterday. I told JD I was interested in buying a bike a while ago and so every time we've gone to Walmart since, he's pushed the bike search. Last night, I reluctantly went with JD to the bike section. There was 1 adult bike on the floor, I didn't have to adjust the seat, it wasn't hideous, and it was less than $100. SOLD!
When I was in college, I had a bike. One night, drunk kids stole it. It was one of those bottom of the barrel moments in life as I did not have a car and suddenly had ZERO transportation. I cried. I drank. A month later, I got a car.
I guess it's not that great of a story.
On the radio they were talking about relationships and a woman called in to say that when she met her husband, he smoked. She didn't like smoking, so he quit for her. He even threw out his cigarettes. "I'm not a smoker, but no one throws away half a brownie."
This woman had 3 sets of twins. That's some sperm! I would have stopped after the 2nd set. I could have been convinced to have a 2nd pregnancy for 1 child after the first set of twins.. but after 4 babies? I'm good.
HOLY SHIT that husband is really fat! Like, Biggest Loser fat. How did they have so much sex?
OMG! I got my free birth control again!! Of course, I don't need any BC after I bought up my prescription 2 months ago. Still. Free vag appointments? Fire up. Especially since I don't have medical insurance.
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
The Biggest Loser
I love fat people. I love fat people working towards losing weight. I love fat people in simple challenges that they have extreme difficulty with because of their size.
The Biggest Loser? I watch it from time to time. Or, you know, religiously. I hated the Red Team. The Red Team man ate 17 cupcakes to add time to other players in a bike challenge. SEVENTEEN CUPCAKES. So you'd think he would lose like +3 pounds right? Each cupcake was 100 calories. That's 1,700 calories of cupcakes. That's close to if not more than his allowed caloric intake for the day. The man lost 8 pounds. I almost vomited. 17 CUPCAKES people.
They had to ride a stationary bike for 26.2 miles. JD bet I could do it in under 2 hours. I'm going to try tomorrow.
And then I'm gonna eat 17 cupcakes and lose 8 pounds.
JUST YOU WAIT JILLIAN!
The Biggest Loser? I watch it from time to time. Or, you know, religiously. I hated the Red Team. The Red Team man ate 17 cupcakes to add time to other players in a bike challenge. SEVENTEEN CUPCAKES. So you'd think he would lose like +3 pounds right? Each cupcake was 100 calories. That's 1,700 calories of cupcakes. That's close to if not more than his allowed caloric intake for the day. The man lost 8 pounds. I almost vomited. 17 CUPCAKES people.
They had to ride a stationary bike for 26.2 miles. JD bet I could do it in under 2 hours. I'm going to try tomorrow.
And then I'm gonna eat 17 cupcakes and lose 8 pounds.
JUST YOU WAIT JILLIAN!
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