Dear Universe...

I read one of my friend's statuses on Facebook that said he was deleting all the negative things and focusing on the positive. I thought, "that's a good idea" and others agreed by responding to his status. They all sounded very happy. So, I thought I would only post positive things into a universe-ish blog. And that explains the lapse. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I just have so little good things that they are squashed down and minimalized even more by the growing negative facts.

So, fuck it. Life is all about balance anyway.

Good things:
"Dear guy with a camper.... go eat a dick."
"If you had told me at 10 I wasn't going to be eating this hot dog until 3, I would have told you to go f- yourself."
"Coffee is like breakfast beer."
My wonderful boyfriend
Hot Doug's
The morbidly obese on TV
Mashed potatoes
Food Network

I cannot possibly say enough nice things to describe my experience at Hot Dougs in Chicago. My boyfriend was amazing. The place was amazing. The food was amazing. IRL Doug was amazing. I could not have asked for more.

Bad things:
My dog caught a baby bunny yesterday and I had to hear the baby bunny scream. It was horrible.
My brother got laid off. Again.
My parents will finalize their divorce around my birthday. As. Per. Usual.
Haven't had a job call me in over a month.
Having ideas for things without having the money to actualize them.

So, Dear Universe,
Figure it out. Please. Thanks,
Me.